| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
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