| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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