| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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