| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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