| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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