| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
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