| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
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