| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
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