| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
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