| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
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