| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
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