| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
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