| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
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