| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
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