| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
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