| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
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