| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
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