| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
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