| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
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