| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
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