| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
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