| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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