| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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