| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
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