| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
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