| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
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