| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
 | KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
 | PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
 | PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
 | TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
 | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
 | BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
 | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
 | AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
 | CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
 | KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
 | FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
 | YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |