| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
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