| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
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