| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
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