| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
 | PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
 | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
 | TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
 | DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
 | CLL | Chronic Low Life |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
 | OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
 | LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
 | MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |