| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
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