| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
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