| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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