| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
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