| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
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