| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
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