| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
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