| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
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