| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
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