| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
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