| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
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