| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
 | NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
 | WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
 | GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
 | PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
 | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
 | APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
 | GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
 | DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
 | WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
 | FORD | Found On Road Dead |
 | ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |