| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
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