| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
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