| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
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