| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
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