| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
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