| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
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