| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
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