| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
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