| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
 | SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
 | CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
 | RBS | Really Bad Shape |
 | PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
 | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
 | NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
 | FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
 | OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
 | BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
 | ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |