| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
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