| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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