| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
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