| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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