| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
 | ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
 | WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
 | FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
 | PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
 | TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
 | DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
 | SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
 | TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
 | CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | PITA | Pain In The Ass |
 | ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
 | PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
 | NQR | Not Quite Right |