| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
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