| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
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