| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
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