| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
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