| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
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