| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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