| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
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