| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
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