| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
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