| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
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