| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
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