| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
 | CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
 | FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
 | DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
 | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
 | SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
 | GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
 | FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
 | MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
 | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
 | PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
 | BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
 | FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |