| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
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