| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
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