| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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