| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
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