| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
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