| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
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