| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
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