| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
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