| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
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