| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
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