| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
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