| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
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