| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
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