| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
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