| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
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