| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
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