| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
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