| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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