| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
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