| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
 | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
 | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
 | PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
 | NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
 | GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
 | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
 | UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
 | TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
 | GOK | God Only Knows |
 | FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |