| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
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