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Abbreviation: ' ALP240 '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound





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 Abbreviations Meaning
TUBETotally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF)
FLKBCOTPFunny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents
YMRASUYour Medical Records Are Screwed Up
WNL(Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked
CTSCold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died)
TMIThree Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
HSPLHigh Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t
TEETHTried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
RTRoom Temperature (dead)
PPPlank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks"
CYACover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued
TTTRTooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad.
BFHBig Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant)
CHIBLOCClosed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness
PSSPositive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission

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