| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
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