| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
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