| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
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