| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
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