| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
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