| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
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