| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
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