| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
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