| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
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