| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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