| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
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