| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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