| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
 | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
 | PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
 | FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
 | CATS | Cut All To Shit |
 | GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
 | TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
 | RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
 | DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
 | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
 | FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
 | GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
 | HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
 | JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
 | DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |