| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
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