| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
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