| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
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