| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
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