| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
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