| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
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