| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
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