| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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