| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
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