| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
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