| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
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