| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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